Hey, I just thought of 1002 Ways to Bug Shadow
- We don't need rules anymore! We're done! Yay!
001 - 099Edit
- 1) Pay Cream to talk to him and refuse to close your cakehole
- 2) Switch the signs on a public bathroom so he goes into the girls' bathroom by mistake
--Sonicrox14 05:06, 5 June 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- 3) Shove a Chao in his face
- 4) Fangirl attack him
- 5) Take the chaos emeralds away from him
- 6) Mistake him for Sonic.
- 7) Say "Damn" a lot.
- 8) Pretend to be "The Ultimate Lifeform"
- 9) Pretend to die while pretending to be "The Ultimate Lifeform"
--Mystic Monkey 22:25, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
Ooooh, good ones!!! I got a few more...
- 10) Follow him around all day
- 11) Repeat everything he says
- 12) Hit him with a cream pie
--Sonicrox14 03:23, 3 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- 13) say ooh look at me, im the ultimate lifeform, an 50 year old emo who fell from space, and i like rouge!
- 14) Jump on his back and make you give him a piggy back ride
- 15) get your friend to dress up as sonic while you dress up as shad, go infront of him and say im the ultimate lifeform, then get your friend to poke you, then say "ah help im falling from space!"
- 16) dress up as rouge and come on to him
- 17) Dont shut up talking about fallout 3. it REALY annoys me so it should work on him.
--Skylerthewasp 10:58, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Can I try?
- 18) Pair him up with Sonic.
- 19)Pair him up with Silver.--Akaila 20:52, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- 20) Call him a fake version of Sonic. (Sonic Adventure 2)
- 21) Make Amy fall in love with him.
- Already happened and it went All the way.Shadow the Hedgehog 02:35, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
- 22) Kill Rouge and destroy Omega
- 24) Tell him his name comes from living in sonics shadow
- 25 cont.) Tell him hes sonics version of luigi
--Skylerthewasp 14:24, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- 26) Pretend to be Shadow and tell people that you're married to Amy.
SHUT UP SKYLER I AM SHADOW AND I AM MARRIED TO AMY!!!Shadow the Hedgehog 02:37, 7 May 2009 (UTC) I know who you're refering to. Anyway here i go.
- 27)Say that your his self proclaimed girlfriend
- 28)Act like a moron infront of him
- 29) Get Chip to ask him "want some chocolate?" over and over again
--Skylerthewasp 17:40, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- 30) Tell him that he is obsessed with evil and that you hate him.... and that he stinks.-- Merlock/chaos File:Sword pic.jpgTalk to me! PLEEASE! 19:08, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
30 bugs me...and makes me angry...--Kit the Cat
- 31)Show him all the yaoi fanfics and pictures on DeviantART
- 32) Follow him around for as long as possible shouting "Hi Shadow the FAKE-hog
- 33) Make up a variation of Skater Boy by Avril Lavigne about him and Rouge
- He was a hedgehog she was a bat,
- Can I make it anymore obvious?
- He was a goth she was a theif,
- What more can I say?
- She wanted him, but she'd never tell,
- Secretly Knux wanted her aswell.
- Sonic and friends, stuck up their snouts,
- They had a problem with his hover skates.
- He was a skater-hog, she said seeya later hog,
- She wasn't good enough for him,
- She had a pretty face,
- But her ears were a disgrace,
- She needed to fall back down to Earth.
- Made them up did I. Actually, I lied. Me and my friend made them up during P.E. Yay! ACtually not yay. She says it's copyright her name first. She's sitting next to me now saying it.Heh heh. I bought the copyright from her so now it's MINE!!!!!!--Akaila 20:52, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
- 34) Make him listen to music (when you have Shadow's theme on and go to sound test he says "I'm not interested"
- 35) Take his hover shoes away and make him run like Sonic
- 36) Put him in a cryo tube again
- 37) Take him out of a game
- 38) Put him in Green Hill Zone and see if he goes through it like Sonic the Hedgehog 1 stle
- 39) Pay a guy to run up to Shadow and kick him in the thigh
- 40) Put another hedgehog in the series
- 41) Paint him blue while he's sleeping
- 42) Make him play a Game Gear Sonic game
- 43) Have Kit the Cat go up to him and kiss him then slap him
- 44) Put a piece of the Master Emerald on him and tell Knuckles that Shadow stole it (ouch)
- 45) Make him go the wrong way on a level
- 46) Give him a false emerald
- 47) Put him on an endless level
- 48) Dress him up as a girl while he's sleeping
- 49) Put him on a really hard level and make him do it over and over
- 50) Shout in his ear while he's sleeping
- 51) Put him in a locked room with Amy
- 52) Take away his super form right before he is about to beat a last boss
- 53) Switch his body with Sonic's
- 54) Cut him in half in a magic trick then don't put him back
- 55) Make him sit down and read all 1001 Ways to Bug Shadow!
-- Noname the hero 02:16, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Move over, I'll show you how it's done
- 56) Throw a birthday party for him and hide Kit the Cat in the cake, then when he blows out the candles...
- 57) Tell him you're gonna do the whip cream parnk on Sonic, but when he puts the cream on Sonic's hand, Sonic puts it in Shadow's face, then admit you had Sonic in on the whole thing
- 58) Hide in Shadow's refridgerator then when he opens it pass him some apple juice
- Shadow: *opens refredgerator*
- Shelly: *passes him a box of apple juice*
- Shadow: Oh. Thanks. *drinks apple juice then spits it out* SHELLY!
- Shelly: *blows raspberry then closes refrdigerator*
- Shadow: Why, I outta...! *opens refridgerator and Shelly isn't there* ???
- 59) Do the same thing as #58 except have Kit hide in the 'fridge and pounce on him
--Sonicrox14 03:56, 4 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- 60) Write "I smell!" on his head while he's sleeping.
- 61) Put his hand in a glass of water while he's sleeping.
- 62) Put a kick me sign on his back.
- 63 cont) Put a kick me REPEATEDLY sign on his back.
- 64) tell him he used to be voiced by a comeidian.
- --Skylerthewasp 14:37, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- 65) Get mystic to keep on shouting MARIA!!! over and over again
--Skylerthewasp 14:39, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- 66) Go up to Shadow at a fancy dress party and say "Nice costume Sonic! You look just like that faker Shadow."
- 67) Hide a bomb in his fridge
- 68) Hide a nucleur missle in his fridge
- 69) Hide George Bush in his fridge
- 70) Get Charmy to keep talking to him.
- 71) Blow a never ending rasberry in his ears
--Skylerthewasp 18:16, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- 72) Flirt with Rouge.
- 73) Tell him he's weak.
-- Blitz the Frog 02:06, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- 74) Tap him on the shoulder opposite from you so he thinks there's someone behind him.
- 75)jack his chaos emerald
- 76) Tell him he did a good job in Sonic X
- 77) Steal his air shoes
- 78)... then take out all the fuel
- 79) Invite Chris Thorndyke over to his house
Thank you, thank you, I'm here till thursday. Try the Veal!!!--Milotheechidna 20:11, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- 80) Tell all the Shadow fangirls where Shadow lives
- 81) Pay me (Kit the Cat) to go up to Shadow and hug him
I've got a few more:
- 82) Pay Marine to talk to him and never shut up
- 83) Steal his inhibitor rings from him and never give them back
- 84) Prank call him constantly
-- Blitz the Frog 08:21, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
- 85)Find the computer room!!!!!
- Actually go to the computer room, tell Vector to tell him to find the computer room, then, when he gets there, tell him that it's too late and that he had to put up with Vector for nothing.--Akaila 09:29, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
- 86) Give him a ticket for speeding.
- About #86. He actually deserves more than one speeding ticket.
- Mystic, sonic fans control sonic team, that's why he was brought back so early. I would have kept him dead until everybody forgot and then bring him back and it would surprise everyone. But i'm glad Shadzy here because i am a Shadow fangirl.--Kit the Cat
- 88) Hack into his comm system and, if he's the one talking, interrupt and tell him to shut up!
- 89) Tell him he's got bolts in his brain! (This would probably not make much sense, seeing as he is not a robot, but it would bug him anyway)
- 90) Beg him to teach you the Homing Attack.
- 91) If he gives into #90, and he teaches you, bat him with the Homing Attack repeatedly afterward.
YAY!!! We've already come up with 100+ ways to BUG SHADOW!!! Now we only need 900 more... shoot
--Sonicrox14 03:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- 92) Bring back Mephiles.--Akaila 07:45, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- 93)Dye his stripes blue to look like mephilis
--Skylerthewasp 16:18, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- 94) I GOT ONE! Chain him up next to barbie and have her tell him all about her next movie
- 95) Have barbie make Shadow star as the prince in her next movie
- 96) Tell him that he can't hide it, every one knows he looks up to sonic. Then run fast.-- Merlock/chaos File:Sword pic.jpgTalk to me! PLEEASE! 20:42, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- 97)Put a red bow in his fur
- --Kit the Cat
- 98)Kick him down a cliff
- 99)Rub butter on him
- 100!)Run him over w/ his car
- 101)Replace his hover shoes w/ sticky shoes
- 102)Kick him harder
For the last time people, we are trying to BUG Shadow!
- 99) Kick him down a cliff??? Dawn, that would not bug Shadow. That would KILL him! Please, people, try some harmless pranks, not dropping pianos on him!!! --Sonicrox14 05:23, 8 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
ok then, well he srvived the crash land to earth, which ya almost killed him but ok then ill come up w/ other 1s.
- 103)Pop out of his bed and splash water on him.
- 104)IDK IM OUT OF IDEAS! (giv him a jack-in-the-box??? ya im out!) Dawn the Hedgehog 05:30, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
- 105) Put a whoopy cushion on his chair
- 106) Bombard him with water bombs
- 107) Put face paint on him to look like a clown, with a red nose included
- 108) Start a zombie apocalypse and put shad in charge of stopping all the undead (What? Im running out of ideas, im doing my best.)
- 109) call him the mosty inane [erson you know (the user is)The Chosen One Of Fire 21:59, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
- 109) Feed him to Big.
- 110) Feed big to him x3
- 111) Teach him to dance
- 112) Lock him in a room for five days with Charmy, Chip, Amy Rose and Fan gals
--Novus Umbra 18:05, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Actaully Shadow would love to spend 5 days locked in a closet with me, isn't that right Shadzy? Shadow:YES! --Kit the Cat 01:22, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
- 113) say to him "Hi Sonic... Oh sorry Silver, mistook you for Sonic".
- 114) Shout "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE HELP US"
--Skylerthewasp 07:38, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
--Altha the hedgehog 15:58, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
- 116) Imitate him
- 117) chase him like a fangirl
- 118) stare at him for 5 hours
- 119) When you first see him run to him and yell "Hey sonic!!!" then and give him a huge hug just like Amy did. --Altha the hedgehog 14:12, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
- 121) >>>LOADING (For minutes on end.)--Mystic Monkey 22:46, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
- 123) Have The Chosen one of fire find ways to annoy him
- 124) Have the chosen one of fire sit next to him and constatly go "hi" "hi" "hi"
- 125) Hace the chosen one of fire fart in front of him, and say Shadow that was a smelly one!--The Chosen One of Water I WILL PWN ALL 23:51, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
- 126) Get Charmy to ask him something and make him follow him.--Mystic Monkey 01:06, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
- 127) Dye his fur white and the things in his eyes black. (Silver)
- 128) :"Whats that comin over the hill
- Is it a Silver,
- Is it a Silver!"
--Skylerthewasp 09:34, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
- 129)Tell him to play a game and when he gets to the last level, make sure that he gets the blue screen of DEATH.--Akaila 15:38, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
- 130) HAMMER A STAKE THROUGH HIS HEART. MWA HA HA HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.The Chosen One Of Fire 16:46, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
- 131) Clamp him for speeding.
- 132)have him meet Shadow the hedgehog 23The Chosen One Of Fire 16:55, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. now where was i? oh yea (thinking: come on a few more steps to the right) Shadow the hedgehog 23 00:49, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
- 133) Doddle on his face like jigglpuff does--Skylerthewasp 19:03, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
- 134) Tell him that he is a playable in the super smash bros brawl, and thne tell him because of lack of skill, you have to be a cameo.
- 135)Tell him: "if you think you're such a hotshot, then how come all the games that u r in are named sonic:something, you only have shadow the hedgehog.
- 136) Take the ammo out of his guns and fill them ith confetti
- 137 part a) If it is the user shadow the hedgehog 23, start making out with amy and ask if she wants to marry you.
- 137 part b) If it is the actual Shadow , substitute amy with rouge.--The Chosen One of Water I WILL PWN ALL 11:31, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- 138) Paint him red, tape his spikes down and go Hey Knuckles!
- 139) Get to the 1001th way.--The Chosen One of Water I WILL PWN ALL 11:35, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- 140) Change his theme tune to "I Think Im A Clone Now" by wierd al yancovic--Skylerthewasp 13:22, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Ah, well at least I have somewhere to go when I need a good laugh.--Akaila 15:00, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- 141) Tell him: You know what's ironic, your a clone of sonic and there's some guy out their who's trying to be a clone ofyou, although he pretty much sucks at it. His name is shadow the hedgehog..............23.
- 142) Ask him if he has a b-ball team named the "Darkfires"--The Chosen One of Water I WILL PWN ALL 20:33, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- 143) Take his bike and make it so it sings weird songs whenever he drives it
- 144) make a fake recording for when he starts a race on sonic riders, so he says: 'if only i was as fast as sonic.' and put it on the speaker of a big store he's in. -- Merlock/chaos File:Sword pic.jpgTalk to me! PLEEASE! 20:37, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm leavng this fourm, it's becoming a Shadow haters' play ground and i hate it when people make fun of Shadzy.--Kit the Cat 23:51, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
IT IS OFFICIAL. THE CHOSEN ONE OF FIRE CAN NOT PUT UP ANY MORE COMMENTS!
- 145) Borrow Shadow's motorcycle and bring it back dented and ruined
- 146) Replace Shadow ARM (gun!!!) with a toy gun that has a sign that says "BANG!" when you fire it
- 147) Do the same thing Amy does in this picture, except Amy will be Kit and Sonic will be Shadow → File:SonAmy.jpg
--Sonicrox14 03:17, 14 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
LOL I will draw Kit and Shadow like that.--Kit the Cat 21:11, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes, i'm back, just please no ways to kill Shadow please. Were suppose to find ways to bug him 9which i don't like either but it gives me the LOLz).--Kit the Cat 01:03, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
- 148) Switch his motorcycle with a remote controlled one so when he gets on it, guide him to Kit's house and make him crash through her door
- 149) Drop your purse on the ground and pretend not to notice then when Shadow tries to return it yell "HELP! HE'S TRYING TO STEAL MY PURSE!" then whack him on the head and run
- 150)Put lemon juice in Shadow's milk at his house. It will curdle it (meaning make it chunky)
- 151)Dress up as a police officer and handcuff Shadow to a streetlight
--Sonicrox14 04:58, 15 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- 152) Play 'I love you, you love me,' from barney in his bedroom, and lock him in.
- 153) Bring barney in his bedroom
- 154) When he rips the costume apart, have rouge be in it.
- 155) Have rouge laugh at him. (Beat that. ;) -- Merlock/chaos File:Sword pic.jpgTalk to me! PLEEASE! 21:14, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
Hey! *Kit scratches Rouge and tells her to back off*--Kit the Cat 22:19, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
Beat that? Sure, thing!
- 156) Make him go on a play date with Cream
- 157) Paint him blue while he's sleeping then put Amy outside his house so she mistakes him for Sonic (again)
--Sonicrox14 02:17, 16 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- 158)waste ten seconds of his life. 
- 159) make him listen to rick astley Misty the fox 13:07, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
I think he's probably dead by now....--Akaila 19:52, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
- And if not hed be insane, maimed, and purty P'd off.--Skylerthewasp 19:56, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
160) Start a food fight and throw a pie at him (ref. to Sonic article talk page)
Now that will drop him dead. Nobody can take that much cholesterol--Milotheechidna 13:08, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
161)He says I will be right back then a new fanmade named Diego follwos him(Silly)then Shadow says F*** you, then uses Chaos Contorl on him
162)Put kick my a** on his forehead when he is alsleep
163)download Barbie Girl by Aqua on his iPOD,
165) Run around screaming "Chaos Control!"
166) Make fun of his 4Kids Sonic X dub voice
168) Pay charmy to constantly go asking him where his team is
169) Steal his diary
170) Dress up as Shad and go around telling every1 that ur the real thing.
Dawn the Hedgehog 23:02, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
Hey me, E-114:Hah Hah! Those are good! But I get this one from anime a lot... always comes out of the blue. 171: Lock him in a bathroom with uh... cream, rouge, and... uh... kit the cat ( I'd pay 1000$ to see that! I watch WAY to much anime...)
172) Have Shadow open a jar of pickles (but twist the cap so he can't open it first) and when he can't open it twist it while he isn't looking so it would be easier to open and give it to Cream so she could open it --Erin Cooper 22:41, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
173) Buy him a pink bow and glue it on to him wen he's asleep
174) Steal Shadow's rings and replace them w/ onion rings
Dawn the Hedgehog 21:48, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
176) Get some doo-hicky which trades identidies with people; Trade Sonic's with Shadows so people would mistake him for Sonic!--Mystic Monkey 21:37, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
- 177)have amy KO him
- 178)shoot him witha marshmellow gun
- 179)Fill his jet shoes with pudding
- 180)Dress him up like a Jonas brother and lock him in a room with Jonas fans (they'll all be girls, of course)
- 181)Tie him to his bed and make Cream read him all of her favorite stories
- 182)Lock him in a room with Shelly (for those of you who don't know, Shelly is my fancharacter who considers herself Shadow's rival and battles/mocks him every chance she gets)
- 183)Ring his doorbell and when he opens it throw water balloons at him
- 184)Crank call him
- Shadow's phone rings*
- Shadow: "WHAT?"
- Shelly: "My name is Amy Rose and I'd like to know is your refridgerator running?"
- Shadow: "Actually, no, my refridgerator is broken"
- Shelly: "He's onto us! Run!" *hangs up phone*
--Sonicrox14 03:04, 25 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
lol nice 1 shell
- 185) throw taffy at him
- 186) make him eat w/ sporks (personaly those things hurt my tongue wen i eat)
Dawn the Hedgehog 14:42, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
- 187) give him seven fake chaos emeralds right before he has to fight Super Sonic(who won't attack Shadow)
- 188) Bring back Biolizard
- 189) when Shadow uses chaos spears, redirect them so they hit Shadow (he's the Ultimate Lifeform, he'd better be able to handle it, hasn't Sonic?)
- 190) Make him come up with another 811 ways to annoy/bug himself
--Blackbelt320 18:44, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
- 191) Are we there yet?
- 192) Are we there yet?
- 193) Are we there yet?
- 194) I need to go to the bathroom
- 195) Are we there yet?
- 196) Are we there yet?
- 197) Im hungry
- 198) Im thirsty
- 199) I have to go to the bathroom again
- 200) I need my underpants changing...--Skylerthewasp 19:18, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
YAY! 200+ Ways to Bug Shadow!!! However, Skyler, how where those last 10 supposed to bug Shadow? --Sonicrox14 03:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- Say them when following him somewhere. should of put it in the description thingy--Skylerthewasp 10:50, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
202) Make fun of him for having a crush on a human 8 year old
203) Ask him "Where's that DANG 4th Chaos Emerald
204) Ask him to "Find the Computer Room" with Vector. Twilightwizard0309 05:14, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
DUDE!! Here's one important rule in this forum:
- Don't make fun of Maria!!! --Sonicrox14 05:59, 26 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- sniffle* u yelled at me! BTW, did u get my message yet Sonicrox14? C'mon don't leave me hangin' Twilightwizard0309 06:34, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Heh, my fanfic gave me an idea for one:
- 205) Have Jezz zap him with a Chaos Spear.
- 206) Have Jezz scramble him so he doesn't know what he's doing for a few seconds.
- 207) Jack his music system and throw a huge party (go to Deviantart.com and look up The Wax's "Sonic Shorts". There is a TON of them!!!)
- 208) Get him to help Big to look for Froggy
- 209) Discuss with him about imagining one thing: Replace his shoes with pink rollerskates and point out the awkwardness for the last few games
- 210) Set him up an account @ eharmony and *accidentally* create a perfect match with Kit only--Milotheechidna 00:37, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
LOL! If Kit were here she'd probably say "Shaddie likes being matched up with me *kisses Shadow*" --Sonicrox14 02:42, 27 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
Hello everyone, I'm back but not for long. I've been on Sonic Fanon Wiki for awhile now and I'm a user there. But don't worry, I'll drop by here from time to time. And yes, Shadzy would love to be matched up with me .--Kit the Cat 00:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Hey! This will be fun, annoying the love of my life!
- 211) Have a friend dress up as Shadow, and yourself dress up as Rouge, and then sing "Love story" by Taylor Swift, and replace Romeo with Shadow and Juliet with Rouge, then instead of saying "he knealt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said..." make Rouge say "he knealt to the ground and pulled out a ring and I said...'Stop staring at me!'" then show the skit to them.
- 212) Make him watch the movie Psycho over and over, and then call him a Psycho all day.
- 213) Lock him in a dark room with Amy... now that would be scary!
- 214) Make him play spin the bottle with Cream and Amy.
- 215) Put him on a blind date with an old lady.
- 216) Make him watch The Notebook and at the end say, "I bet you wish that was you and Rouge!"
- 217) Tie him to a chair and make him watch Dora the explorer on rerun.
- 218) Whenever you see him go "hey Sonic!"
- 219) Spray paint him all black, and call him emo and goth.
--Cloverfang 02:17, 28 May 2009 (UTC)Cloverfang
nice 2 hav u bak kit! ^_^
- 220) make him go on a special trip w/ cream and cheese...
Dawn the Hedgehog 03:58, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
- 221) Set him and Shelly up on a blind date (they will attempt to kill each other after some fluster and argument) --Sonicrox14 04:30, 28 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
*Jezz sees the fight*
- 222)Have Jezz jump to Shelly's rescue.
- 223 Leave him in a room with Marine. ("Strewth! Strewth! Strewth! Strewth! Strewth!")
- 224)MAKE OUT WITH MARIA (I can't believe no one's said that yet!) --Twilightwizard0309 11:27, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
- I thought they said no more Maria. Maybe because that is cruel.--Akaila 11:29, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
- 225) Say he is in love with Amy over and over, then when Rouge walkes in, say that you where wrong, he loves Rouge!
- 226) Play truth or dare with him, and if he says truth, ask him who he loves! If he says dare, dare him to kiss Cheese!(Will only work if Rouge or Amy is in room with him.)
These are funny! Oh saying things about Maria would be somewhat cruel, if you think about it...--Cloverfang 11:58, 28 May 2009 (UTC)Cloverfang
- 227) take away his chaos powers, ( I know Feist did that)
-- Shadic the Hedgehog
- 228) Tell him to celebrate Eath Day w/ u
- 229) Make him watch care bears
- 230) Teach him to share and care
Dawn the Hedgehog 20:28, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Um, Cloverfang, Shadow is my boyfriend, understand? So back off, 'k?--Kit the Cat 21:25, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
uhhhh, okkkk Dawn the Hedgehog 22:23, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Eh..., Kit, I won't back away from Shadow! He is so cool! Oh and by the way, did you notice wer're similar? We're both cats, and we both love Shadow! Yes I realize you have probably been dating him longer, but hey, I have liked Shadow since I fisrt saw him in SA2... he exceeds Sonic in so many ways... --Cloverfang 00:08, 29 May 2009 (UTC)Clover the Cat
Cool! Another Shadow fan! Yes, Shadzy exceeds Sonic in so many ways.--Kit the Cat 02:22, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh, that just GREAT! Just what we needed: a fangirl attack! Kit vs. Cloverfang... This is litterally a CATFIGHT --Sonicrox14 03:28, 29 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- Yay!!!! It's the war of the fangirls. I put £10 on Kit!--Akaila 09:32, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
- Not saying that I don't disagree, but that's not nice.--Akaila 14:10, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
My sister insists on this one, so:
- 231) Call him a goth nerd (My sister is mean!)
This is mine:
- 232) Ask him to join my band (two of my bandmates will attempt to hurt him, then I jump to his rescue, and Rouge comes and watches him being beat up by two 14 year old girls, and rescued by one 14 year old cat person.)
- 233) Make him listen to "Disturbia" by Rihanna over and over, then ask him if he's ever been to Disturbia. (That one was kind of mean, considering his amnesia, but my sister helped me think of the last one I would post, so of course it would be evil, which I do not enjoy on Shadow, but if it was Knuckles...Oh yeah!"--Cloverfang 02:35, 30 May 2009 (UTC)Clover the Cat
- 234)Lock him in a room with me and give me 52 gallons of coffee!!>:)
- 235:dare sonic 2 kiss rouge(also pay him 1000 rings)) --Sharnathehedgehog 00:00, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
- 236) Lock him in a room full of laughing gas
- 237) Give him a surprise birthday party and have Barney sing there
- 238) Compare him to Luigi
- 239) Make him listen to Amy's theme song all day (My Sweet Passion)
--Sonicrox14 03:02, 31 May 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- 240)lock him in a room, with Obama ( and have Obama explain every positive in his stimulis package).The Chosen One Of Fire 15:21, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Obama mad man! BO is BS! Gammadiologist 01:05, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
- (241 Cast him in Barney
- (242 Lock him in a room w/ my friend melody(aka EchoSong the Bat)She has a thing for "fun facts"
- (243 Invite him to a pool party and keep throwing him in the water (every time he gets out of the water)
Dawn the Hedgehog 22:02, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Heh heh heh! The pool one is funny! Can Shadow swim, I wonder?--Cloverfang 00:57, 2 June 2009 (UTC)Clover the Cat
Well idk, but i can tell u i put that in cause it happened 2 me...7 times 2 be exact... Dawn the Hedgehog 21:10, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Shadow can swim, unlike Sonic.--Kit the Cat 21:34, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Well thats a relif i dont want shad drowning... Dawn the Hedgehog 21:45, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
- 245) Say this to Sonic, in front of Shadow: "Once I was talking to Shadow, and he called you a faker, then I grabbed a pillow, and hit him and everything with it, and screamed 'Faker! Faker! Faker!'" (you must be mocking him)--Cloverfang 02:20, 3 June 2009 (UTC)Cloverfang
- 246) Stomp on his lawn (it bothers cranky ppl)
- 247) Make him watch Elmo (24/7)
- 248) Make him go to a kindergarten scool at participate in their events
- 249) Replace Shadow with Dora the Explorer
- 250) Scream in his ear then RUN
Dawn the Hedgehog 03:14, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- 50 years later* *kids stomping on Shadow's lawn*
- 65-year-old Shadow: YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
- 65-year-old Shelly: He's onto us! Run! *other two kids run while Shelly has a hard time getting away*
- Shadow: ooh, I outta... *Shadow and Shelly are running at the same pace the average human walks
--Sonicrox14 04:01, 3 June 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog Heh, that one was good.
- 251) Put him in a bus full of hippies and lock him there.
- 252) Operate on him to remove his body to look like dimitri, exept he cant move and has no powers--Skylerthewasp 17:44, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
- 253) Dress up as his dentist and remove his canine tooth
- 254) Tickle him
- 255) Replace the ammo in his guns with a sign that says "Bang" or "GO Team!" or "I like pie!" or "Lucy, will you--
- Kat: Make her stop!!! --Sonicrox14 03:11, 4 June 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- 256) Have Jezz ball him up so he can play one-on-one with Shelly.
- 257)Have Jezz hide in his trash can (ew!) and when Shadow goes to throw something away, have Jezz yank him in so he can beat him up!--Akamia(Talk)(Want to see what I've been doing?) 05:16, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- 258) Have him stand next to Hyper Sonic and get a seizure. Twilightwizard0309 11:27, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- 259) While he is asleep, take his bed w/ him on it and put it across a flowing river
- 260) Pay Kit to go up to him and hug him without ever letting go (shouldnt be hard 4 her)
- 261) Make Skyler sting him.
- 262) Send him to Juarez, Mexico (the most violent place on earth)
- 263) While he is asleep mummify (i no i spelled it wrong) him and roll him down a hill
Dawn the Hedgehog 13:15, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
- 264) Give him, Sonic and Knuckles all the same thing for Christmas (this will annoy all three of them)
- 265) Compare him to Luigi (again)
- 266) Continuously ask him to drive you to the mall until he gives in and when you both get there comment on his driving ("Did you get your license in a box of Honey Nut Cheerios?!?!"
--Sonicrox14 23:47, 4 June 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- 267) Sing "What I'm Made Of" very loud.
- 268) Paint a Jazware Sonic toy (I got one XD) black and red and say in a low voice: "Hi, I'm Shadow and I'm the emo symbol of the Sonic series. I have a Rouge shrine in my closet and I have Black Doom knock on my door every day, telling me to blow up the world and stuff."
- 269) Put a Rick Astley disk in Shadow's stereo and crank the volume to it's highest point.
- 270) Slap a Shadow sticker on a Halo 3 game case and shove it in his face.
- 271) Repeatedly say "Weegee, weegee, weegee." until he runs in the shower and beat himself up.
- 272) Make him sneeze on you. Then say "You sneezed on me. That means... I have... *whisper* the emo." (Shadow) The WHAT? (You) THE EMO!!!!!
Digipower the Orange Cat Go to meh User Page on Sonic Fanon Wiki!
- 273) Give him a fingertrap and see how long it takes him to solve it
- 274) Send him a fake love letter from Knuckles
- 275) Shake up a soda and give it to him (he's not gonna fall for it, but it'll still annoy him)
--Sonicrox14 04:13, 5 June 2009 (UTC) Shelly the < Hedgehog
Hahahahaha never would of ever thought of this forum, whoever made this is a awesome person, ok well then...
- 276) Trap him back inside the pod
- 277) Call him a fake
- 278) Dress him up as Rouge
- 279) Dye his steaks green
- 280) Make him fight Knuckles (i would really wanna see that fight)
XXRougeTheBatXx 05:01, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
Aw, thanks! --Sonicrox14 05:06, 5 June 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
dont mention it, now giv me a dimond, jkjkjkjk XXRougeTheBatXx 05:18, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
- 281) Invite him to dinner and once the food arrives there splat it on his face
- 282) Act all smart around him and then after he says ur weird say "At least im the real thing!"
Dawn the Hedgehog 05:37, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
- 284)get him under my control
- 285)...then make him do an entire circus act.Valerie the Voxai 16:21, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
- 286) Get all the floor in his house replaced w/ bubblewrap
- 287) Tie him to a railroad track...
- 288) Then watch him struggle to get out while a train is coming...
- 289) Then laugh at him...
- 290) Then call Shelly to save him then rub it in is face.
COME ON PPL, 10 MORE REASONS AND WE REACH 300 Dawn the Hedgehog 22:29, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
- 291) Taking away his reputation(if he has one)
- 292) Tell him he's very slow,then run away
- 293) have Shady and sonic put whip cream on his room and when he enters,push him'til he landed safely on something soft or have Kit save him.Shady the Hedgehog 00:33, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
See that, Shadow? If it wasn't for me, you'd be as flat as a pancake. *hip-hop music plays* I saved you, uh-huh, I saved you, uh-huh.
- Shadow: Zip it, monkey.
- Shelly: Well, you do realize you owe me, right?
- Shadow: The only thing I owe you is a banana
- both continue to argue*
- 294) While they're arguing, have Jezz handcuff them together so that they can "work out their differences"
--Sonicrox14 02:21, 6 June 2009 (UTC) Shelly the Hedgehog
- 295) I ask to marry me over and over again (he might not like it now but he'll like it later).
- 296) Dawn mistakes him for Silver and hugs him.
- 297) Set him up on a blind date with Amy.
- 298) Make my little brother, Ash the Bat, tell him all about Mario & Luigi RPG 3 (It bugs me, so it should bug him)
- 299) Tell him that I don't love him anymore and that Shelly loves him now.
- 300) Tell him that SEGA wants to scrap him and not use him in games anymore.
--Kit the Cat 05:03, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
- 301) get SEGA to make him gay--Skylerthewasp 14:46, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
UH, NEWS flash! shads already WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY gay. sharna the AWESOME hedgehog! ^^
- 302) When it snows, have a snowbal fight w/ him but trow ice balls at him
- 303) Go camping w/ him and late at night put sleeping bag w/ him in it in the water...
- 304) Then ditch him.
- 305) Have the chosen 1 of fire bug him continuesly (i spelled it wrong, i no!)
Dawn the Hedgehog 18:07, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
- 306)grab his hand and hit him with it
- 307)then ask him "why are you hitting youself?" over and over and over again.The Chosen One Of Fire 18:40, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
- 308) Let him know I return from my holiday.--Mystic Monkey 23:27, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
- 309)have him call mystic "Mytique the She-rat"
- WHO YOU CALLING A RAT! *Draws his sword and swings wildly* I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE RAT!!! Wait, a she-rat? Am I a pretty she-rat?--Mystic Monkey 16:42, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
*Emo cry* --Mystic Monkey 17:35, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
- 310) Have me tear his bed up with my INDESTRUCTIBLE CLAWS!!!
- 311) Get him a new bed, then pick him up in his sleep and put him in Kit's bed.
- 312) Lose all your lives in the Shadow the Hedgehog game.
- 313) Replace his shoes with Rouge's boots.
- 314) Spray paint "The Emo Room" on Shad's door.
- 315) Put a sticky note on Shadow's X360 saying "This is Clawzie's now!"
- 316) Put Clawz posters all around Shadow's room.
- 317) Dye Shadow's fur PINK.
- 318) Sing "I Am... All Of Me" the same way you did WIMO.
- 319)Make Shadow play Club Penguin for 50 hours straight.
- 320) Have Big the Cat send him a telegrams saying "I killed sonic! I beat you to it!"
- 321) Have Ronny the dog eat all his food
- 322) Pay Shelly to personally bug him
- 323) Tell him how the next E3 is gonna be awesome for 3 weeks then make him miss it
- 324) This is how Spike meets Shadow
- Shadow: *looking over the edge of a building*
- Spike: *sees a hedgehog over by the railing and goes over to her (him) "Why, what's a lovely young lady doing out here this late?"
- Shadow: *turns around* I beg your pardon.
- Spike: AH UM--OH BOY...ok, let's...take it easy here...
- Shadow: Who the bloody duce are you?
- Spike: Who me?
- Shadow: Yes you.
- Spike: I have no name but you can call me Noname. Yup Noname *runs away*
- 325) Give him Spyro: A Heroes Tale and let him get really far, then drop his memory card in water
- 326) Steal a hypno ray from Eggman and then when Shadow is sleeping paint him pink and then hypnotize him into thinking he is Amy (watch him and Amy both try to be Sonic's girlfriend)
- 327) Take a $50 loan from Stewe Griffen and tell him that Shadow will pay him back
- 328) Walk up to him and take out a Shadow the Hedgehog disc then scratch it
- 329) Put ketchup packs under his toilet seat so when he sits down, you know...
- 330) Put a hobo in his bathroom
- 331) Lock him in a tanning room
- 332) Take away his XBOX
- 333) Trick him into going in Shelly's house while she is sleeping, lik this:
- Dawn: Come in Shad some1 is dying in there u got 2 go save him!
- Shadow: Uhhh ok
- Shelly: Zzzzzzz
- Shadow: OK KID I HAVE COME 2 SAVE U! *destroys half the house*
- Shelly: Huh? Oh No, SPIKY!!!!!
- Shadow: Ohno, its the monkey. *starts running*
- Dawn: lol
Dawn the Hedgehog 04:37, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
- 337) Shoot him with a gun.
- 338) Shoot him with a gun, followed directly by a Dear Sister parody.--Mystic Monkey 22:59, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
- The irony that would annoy him would that Id be using a gun, just like he's bad@$$ known to be. :) --Mystic Monkey 15:21, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
- 339) Make fun of him for being an assist trophy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl and not a real playable character.
- 340) Pit him in a fight between Zant and watch him lose (since Zant was created for the sole purpose of killing Shadow ^ ^) Twilightwizard0309 11:42, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
- 341) Make him aware about this forum discussion.--Mystic Monkey 17:08, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
- 342) Take away his gun then give him a water gun that looks like a real gun
- 343) Costantly say HI! to him and never stop
- 344) Don't give him cookies when he ask for one
Silver:*Eating cookies* Shadow:Can I have one? Silver:No Shadow:That does it *pulls out shotgun* Silver:*runs*
-Shady the Hedgehog 21:58, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
- 345) Make him watch this movie →  -- Shelly the Hedgehog 00:40, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
- Lol, I just watched it! Anyways...
- 346) Make him dance![ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QC_r607K6g&feature=related] Twilightwizard0309 09:18, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
- 347) Replace his clothes with Kit's bikinis
- 348) Delete all of Shad's iPod songs and download all of Rouge's fave songs.
- 349) Make him play Sonic Labrynith
:350) Write "Shadow" on a Dora the Explorer movie case so it says "Shadow the Explorer"
- 351) Call him and ask him where you live
- 352) Give him a fingertrap and see how long it takes him to solve it
- 353) Paint him overnight and when he wakes up say "Hi, Dawn!"
- 354) Turn his myspace page emo. Twilightwizard0309 20:06, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
- It's already Emo though...--Mystic Monkey 20:11, 13 June 2009 (UTC)
- 355) Tell Shadow to eat worms!
- 356) LOCK HIM IN A ROOM WITH MEPHILES! --Sunny the Hedgehog 3:13, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
- 357) Make him participate at your school's spelling bee (Shadow: K...A...T... That's it I'm outta here!) 
- 358) make him listen to a Dark Sonic wheater forecast 
- 359) MAKE HIM SING THIS SONG: 
- 360) MAKE HIM AND SAUSKE UCHIHA SING THIS SONG: 
- 361) Ask him if he likes waffles... 
- 362) Then listen to his response 
- 363) Make him listen to this song 
- 364)Make him listen to Silver's favorite music 
- 365) Make him to listen to Sonic and Amy sing this song 
- 366) Make him to listen to this song 
- 367) Make him listen to this 
- 368) Make him listen to Sonic sing this 
- 369) Put all these songs on his iPod,
- 370) Then find out what;s really on it 
- 371) Put helium down his throat and make him sing like Alvin and the Chipmunks with Silver  
- 372) Make him listen to one of those Mexican CDS so he forgets how to speak english, then make him sing. 
- 373) Then put it on Youtube
- 374) Make him think he's a gummy bear 
- 375) Then put it on Youtube
Woot all of these were by me! PWNGE Twilightwizard0309 12:07, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
- 378) Now make him do it with the Super Mario Bros.  Twilightwizard0309 12:18, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
- 379) Have Sonic eat too many chili dogs and ruin the only bathroom in the house.  Twilightwizard0309 14:33, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
- LOL, Sonic with the "runs"! *Gets bricked*--Mystic Monkey 22:08, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
- 380) Prove that hes GOTHMO(goth + emo)
- 381) Pay sonic to go up to shadow and say: OMG THEY KNOW ABOUT OUR AFFIAR YOU *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW'D YOU TALK ME INTO THIS!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!!! --sharna the AWESOME hedgehog! ^^! 00:45, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
- i have no comment.Valerie the Voxai 01:38, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
- 382)"Wow, what a convenient punching bag shaped like Shadow! i think i'll kick it in the place."The Chosen One Of Fire 01:56, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
- 383)Make him dance the carmelldansen with Sonic,Silver,Mephiles.
- 384)Make him sing and dance the numa numa dance with Sonic.
- 385)Hug him
- 386) Make him dance with Cream --Melanie The Hedgehog
- 387) Lock Shadow in a room with Shelly and Marine
- 388)Make him write in pink writing--Skylerthewasp 19:51, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
390)Make shadow read in text colour he can barely read.--Mystic Monkey 18:40, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Here are mine User:Venomclaw , The Unknown 22:07, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
391) Show him this list
- 392) *shadow walks up to sonic who is holding/eating about five cookies and apperantly enjoying them*
- Shadow hey, sonic, give me one. (he isn't being rude here)
- sonic NO!*Stuffs cookies in mouth*
"shadow ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT!
- Grabs sonic and pulls out shotgun
- Sonic WHA! *spits cookies on shadow*
- Shadow AUGH! EEW!
"Sonic whowsehwowh he's gone mad! *runs off while shadow's grip is loostened from the groseness of having chewed up cookeis spit on him by the hedgehog he hatees most* -- Merlock/chaos File:Sword pic.jpgTalk to me! PLEEASE! 14:28, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
395)Revive Maria then kill her while Shadows watching and do it over and over again LOL- sharna the hedgehog
396) Say,"abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz" over and over again
397) Say, "supercalifragilisticexpioladocious" over and over again 398)put him on a crashing plane with only one parachute... 399)Then have him think that your backpack is it...The Chosen One Of Fire 03:03, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
401)Changes his radio channel to fun loving music.--Mystic Monkey 19:35, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
- 402) Make him sing Tay Zundays Chocolate Rain
- 403) Get Tre Cool to say his version was better and that shadow is "Doin it F***in wrong!"--Skylerthewasp 16:25, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
405) Get Robotnik to sit on him.--Mystic Monkey 21:29, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
407) Have Shadow realize that he was actually an alien from Mars
408) Throw snowballs at him
409) Then make Kit pounce on him and begs him to kiss her
410) Put whipcream on his right hand while he's still sleeping.Then tickle his face with a feather,so that his right hand smacks his,making him beleive that there was a fly.
411) Give him a fake Chaos Emerald.
412) Star him in a lot of YouTube Poop.
413)Tell him his mother was a testtube!--Mystic Monkey 21:42, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
414)Say that he is a caveman'
415)Have Twister chase him on Shadow's motorbike whilke holding the eggpawn weapon.
416)Say that he could fly due to horoscope,he tries it but then falls into the floor
417)Ask Twister to tell shadow that her friend rouge is pregnant
418)Pay Knuckles to dance like a loony
419)Sing Happy happy Joy Joy repeatedly
Tails6000 05:45, 30 June 2009 (UTC) thats all I got
420) Blackmail him to join the Sonic Underground.--Mystic Monkey 18:57, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Can someone fix the colouring?--Mystic Monkey 21:44, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Better Mystic?Shady the Hedgehog 21:50, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks, couldn't read a thing.--Mystic Monkey 13:22, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
421) set his motorcycle on fire
422) strap him to a chair and force him to listen to Jonas Brothers (sorry I don't like them)
423) set him up on a blind date with Hanna Montana ( I don't like her either)
424) Make him Think he's dead
425) Have black doom tell him Shadow...I am your father
426) show him the clip where Sonic was on robot chicken but color Sonic so he looks like Shadow
427) Have him read the upcoming Sonic Universe #5 and all the Mobius 25 years later issues
428) dare him to jump the grand canyon on his motorcycle
429) stick him in a room with 100000 shadow fangirls
430) rip out some of his chest hair and sell it on ebay Cheetahfly 16:22, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
437) force him to sing "I love you You love me" to Sonic!!!Cheetahfly 17:47, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
438) Give him a chao and say "Isn't it cute!!"
439) Tell him that Shelly would kick his butt anytime
440) Get every fan character here and call him a dork
Shady the Hedgehog 23:12, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
445) Have him race Sonic in a vehicle of his choice (Since he and Sonic are faster thna any vehicle)--Mystic Monkey 23:19, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
441) Make him watch the Animal Crossing Movie
442) Take away his gears of war game and replace it w/ viva pinata
443) Paint me and sunny as shadow and we act as shadow till he sees us and till he gets mad
444) Push him down the Grand Canyon
445) Record him screaming like a little girl
446) Laugh, and invite other ppl 2 watch
447) After alot of laughing have Shelly save him (again)
448) Shelly then again rubbs it in his face
449) Wen shadow walks away from the canyon push him down again
450) Repeat the cycle
451) W/ the little girl scream, ruin his reputation
Dawn the Hedgehog 16:14, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
452) Tell him to read Sonic the Comic's.--Mystic Monkey 17:53, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
453) vandalize all his wikimedia pages
454) make him play sonic unleashed
455) tell him hes too much of a loser to be in it
456) record him killing barney
457) put it on tv
458) give all the barney loving babies super mushrooms
459) watch shadow being beat up by giant babies
460) put it on Youtube
461) laugh hysterrically
462) Make all the sonic characters rub it in his face FOREVER
463) Tell him that Maria never liked him.
464) "NO MARIA JOKES" over and over...
465) Do the Mario!
466) Show baby pictures of him to Amy and Rouge. (fan of SonAmy, Knuxouge myself)
467) Call Black Doom his father.
468) Play Pop music songs around him non-stop.
467) Spoof Star wars!
- Black Doom: GUN Commander never told you what happened to your father.
- Shadow: He told me enough, he told me you killed him.
- Black Doom: No, I am your father.
- Shadow: No... No... thats not true...Thats impossible...
- Black Doom: Search your feelings you know that it's true.
- Shadow: NOOOOO NOOO...
468) Put Amy's clothes on him and wait till Amy comes
469) Watch him get beat up by her
470) Throw a bunch of pies at him
471) Call him a faker over and over
- Sonic:Hi faker!
- Shadow:?Wait,u're the faker here!
472) Push him off Mt. Everest
-Shady the Hedgehog 22:45, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
473) "ChiliDog, Iblis and Warped Tour Bootleg Series. These were the ingrediants to create the perfect little hedgehogs. But Professor Robotnik accidentally added an extra ingrediant to the concoction... CHAOS X. Thus the HyperHedge Hogs were born! Using there awsome super powers Sonic, Silver and Shadow has dedicated there lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!"
- 474) commenting on number 473 Make Shadow play Bubbles! XD -- Shelly the Hedgehog 00:31, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
User: Chembur-allow me to try a few
475) fart on his face
476) give shelly 1000 pies, and when shadow comes,throw them at him
Shadow:finally I back at home
Shadow: what the?(gets hit with pies)
Shelly: I got you a few gifts, pies in the face
Shadow: well I have my own gift, a nuclear bomb
Shelly: OH MY GOS-(gets blown up, and a pile of soot remains in her place)
Shadow: thats what you get for messing with Shadow the Hedgehog
477) Mystic tosses the last pie.--Mystic Monkey 19:48, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
User: Chembur-I'll get them to 500
478) Lock him in a room with Kit (who had sugar)
479) tie him up them and remove his air shoes, then tickle his feet
480) Give him Anox (Spike the wolf's sword)
Shadow: *gets mail* a sword
Anox: release me you fool, why did I get sent here anyways
Spike: Pair of two's
Anox:pair of three's, I win
- flashback end*
Shadow: sweet, I going to go kill sonic now
Anox: Wait I'm not made for that
- a little while later*
Sonic: Shadow are you okay?
Sonic: Isn't that Anox, the Cursed sword
Shadow,: if it's cursed, then how does Spike use it
Sonic: he made it, he's not affected
481)show him the picture with him saying he's Snooky
482) have him locked in a small closet
483) give him prune juice
484) have him open the door to his house, and then get pulled in as he is being attacked by Kit (fangirl attack)
485) have charmy burn down his house (he is a pyromaniac)
486) have Spike the wolf stick Anox up his backside
487) put him in a diaper
488) give him all seven Chaos emeralds ( but they are really glass paperweights)
489) use chaos control to teleport him to a black hole, then teleport back without him
490) Tell him he has grandparents!--Mystic Monkey 17:11, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
491) Tell him that he needs a life
492) Have Shady and Shelly tackle him
- Shady:Now!*jumps out of the bush*
- Shadow:*looks up*Ahhh!*gets pinned down*
- Shady:Now Shelly!
- Shelly:*Jumps out of another bush,attacks Shadow*
- Shadow:*pwn 100 times*I'll get you two for this!
- Shelly:Whatever loser
- Shady:Yeah,whose laughing now! :*Shady and Shelly leaves,laughing*
493)After that,make sure Kit finds him there,and cuddle him
- Kit:*walking,then notices Shadow tied up*Shadow!:) :*runs to his side*
- Shadow:*eyes widen*Thinks-Oh no,fan-girl attack!I'm outta here! :*tries to but fails*
- Kit:*finally caught up to him*Hi sweetie!Do you need me to take you to the doctor?*winks at him*
-Shady the Hedgehog 19:50, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
494) Dip him in his own obsess fandom.--Mystic Monkey 22:15, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
495) Dress him in a purple suit and call him MC Hammer Twilightwizard0309 19:03, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
- Shelly: *taunting Shadow* Can't touch me! [dance music plays] Can't touch me! [dance music cont'd]
- Shadow: *trying to snatch up Shelly*
- Shelly: Can't touch me!
- Shadow: Why you little--
- Shelly: I told you you can't touch me ^ ^
497) Turns out he is related to Sonic.
501 call shadow a asshole
502)record and put it on youtube with the girl scream a few ideas ago
503)Laugh hysterricly and show others
504)Have him accidently use chaos rift on himself
Twister:Shadow I'm going to space wanna come?
Shadow:easy, CHAOS RIFT *teleports to space without twister*
505) Make YouTube Poop of him.--Mystic Monkey 16:50, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
507) Have him lose in PokeMon
- Trainer A:Use Evee, attack Cataprie
- Trainer B:Cataprie faints
- Narrator:Since Cataprie's brain is oozing out,Trainer B select new pokemon
508) Take away his motorcycle
509) Bake a cake for him,then throw it at him
510) Pretend to die as the 'Ultimate Life Form',again
Lol!-Shady the Hedgehog 19:40, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
- Already did that at #9.--Mystic Monkey 21:05, 13 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah I know its sort of fun
- Sonic:Hey Shadow
- Shadow:*turns notices Silver and Sonic dress as Shadow*what do you want?
- Silver:watch*points to Sonic*
- Sonic:Hi,I'm Shadow.I'm the 'Ultimate Lifeform'
- Silver:*pokes Sonic*
- Sonic:Ahhh,I'm dieing!Help meeeee!
- Shadow:I need new friends.Everyone I know is weird!
- Knuckles:Want some 'Knux Juice' Shadow?
- Tails:I think I know where the next Chaos emerald is.
- Shadow:Yep,I need new friends.
Well Shad,you're sort of stuck with them as friends!-Shady the Hedgehog 01:56, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
511)Have Amy hug him then say:SONNIKKU!!!!!!
- Amy:*hugs Shadow*SONIKKUUUUUU!!!!!
- Shadow: I'M NOT SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---184.108.40.206 20:15, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
- 512) Lock him in a room w/ urself.
- 513) Then grab the 1st thing u see.
- 514) stab him
- 515) Wait till he answers u 2 the stab
- 516) Then do it again
- 517) Do it reapeatly till he gets very mad.
- 518) NOW U RUN!
- 519) Have him listen 2 u singing
- 520) Introduce him 2 User Rougethebat girl
Dawn the Hedgehog 23:29, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
- 521) Tell him that Rouge has quit Team Dark
- 522) Call him an android
- 523) make him eat rotten fish (its gross 2 everyone, isnt it?)
- 524) dress up as shadow and yell out, " I'M SHADOW! I HAVE A BIG CRUSH ON ROUGE! I LUV CHEERLEADING AND I WEAR A MINISKIRT! RAH!"
- 525)sing barbie girl by aqua in his face!
- 526)ask him stupid questions
- 527)laugh at him when he does stuff
- 528)when he does nothing at al, still laugh at him
- 529) have a bird name Tookie Toucan(not from George of the Jungle)follow him all day,asking him what type of food he likes.
- 530) Take an embarassing photo of him
- 531) tell him that he's a-good-for-nothing
-Shady the Hedgehog 21:08, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Here's the embarassing photo: File:Lolshadow.jpg
- 532) Tell everyone about his Pikachu obssession.
--Kit the Cat 21:19, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
- 533) Tell him that before he was killed Black Doom got married, so Shadow has an alien mother.
- 534)talk to him about pointless stuff!
535) After Shadow coughs or sneezes on you, start around in circles screaming, ”I’ve got the emo!”.
*Shadows sneezes on Sonic*
Sonic: I’m gonna get the emo!
Shadow: The what?
Sonic: I’VE GOT THE EMO! AHHHH! *starts running around , then runs into Shadow*
--Kit the Cat 16:03, 18 July 2009 (UTC)
536)Tell him that Sonic is dating Rouge . 537)Tell him Rouge is dating Silver
538)Tell him Rouge is dating tails
539)Tell him Rouge is dating Knux
540)tell him Rouge is dating Mighty
541) make him watch Sonic's halloween costume on youtube.(warning people who dare to watch it, there are LOTSof swears) ---sharna the hedgehog 15:18, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
542) find a way 2 make rogue beat him up or laugh at him!!!
543) Tell him that you're not happy to see him
544) Tell him all about his anger issues
545) Don't give him candy
- Shadow:*watch Sonic eating*Can I have one?
- Shadow:*gets angry*Why not?!
- Sonic:Because...you're very...EMO!
-Shady the Hedgehog 02:29, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
546) Point at random directions calling "CHAOS EMERALD!"--Mystic Monkey 14:11, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
- Mystic: *Points at a palmtree* Look! Shadow! over there a CHAOS EMERALD!
- Shadow: What? Where?
- Mystic: *Points at Omochao* Shadow! Over here a CHAOS EMERALD!
- Shadow: Mystic stop it...
- Mystic: *Points to a toilet* SHADOW! A CHAOS EMERALD!
- Shadow: I hate you Mystic.
- Mystic: Wheres that damn forth chaos emerald?
547) Revive Doom's Eye
548) Tell Shadow that Nar's calling himself the ultimate lifeform.
549) Invite Chris to his house
550)Get Sonic to raid his house and use his stereo system (For those of you on Deviantart who know this joke)
551)Get Sonic a super slurpy and watch the torture as Shadow listens (Another DA joke) --Milotheechidna 20:23, 24 July 2009 (UTC)
552)Show a video on youtube of Shadow dating his motercycle --Tails6000 04:15, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
553) Get Shahooter to Wind Fade and give him the Stare. --KPZSR1 04:16, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
554) Critisize that Shadow has a Motorcycle, Since he's supposivly fast.--Mystic Monkey 09:38, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
555)Have everyone on Mobius dress up like shadow & start saying: "ZOMG I'M SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG AND I'M THE FAKE-OID ULTIMATE LIFE FORM + I LUV AMY AND THAT'S WHY I H8 SONIC SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Screams like Twilight's Edward Cullen fan*
556)Call him a perverted Emoth kid who is in love w/ a dead person. then tell him to suck eggs & let go of the past.(I'm talking about Biolizard,Not Maria)
557)Call him Blaze.
558)Call him A shadow fangirl(I swear he's in love w/ himself)
559)Make him kiss Mephiles(My friend drew a picture of this).
560)show him the Sonic X sucks picture(Find it by searching 'Sonic X' on Google images,It should be on the first page).
561)Give Sonic a Helium balloon(DA joke)
562)Make him chuck a rock out to sea(DA joke)
563)Give Him a Super bear hug!! Then kiss him on the cheek!!---Sharna the Hedgehog 17:36, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
564) have him eat Omega's gunpowder, then throw a match in his mouth ( Voltrex: that was my Idea)
565) Have Statyx keep saying how he was created to be stronger than Shadow
Chembur: I've got a few
567) give shelly blue paint and a sleep dart
- Shadow: a last I've found the last Chaos Emerald
(gets hit with a dart)
- Shadow:what the.... every thing geting dizzy (passes out)
- hours later:
- Shadow: what the? where am I?
- Amy: ooooh Sonic, you can kiss your beautiful Bride, if you don't(brings out her piko piko hammer)
- Shadow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
568) make him watch Amy's tea party on you tube
569) make him watch the first half of Amy ate Sonic again, or did she? on you tube by Kphoria
570) make him watch this one sonic funny pictures, where he is wearing a Bra, he said he wanted to get in touch with his femamine side, then rouge appears saying did Shadow take rouge's Bra
571) have Eggman skydive 10,00 feet onto a target, the Target is Shadow
572) Chris/Maria jokes.--Mystic Monkey 16:22, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
- I Said "Chris/Maria" jokes. As in how Shadow mistakes Chris for Maria. That made me LMAO the first time I saw it.--Mystic Monkey 16:37, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Spike the wolf: I've got a few more
573) turn him into a Shadow Chao
574) turn him and Rouge into chao, then have Rouge bite him
575) have him play truth or dare and when he say's dare, make it embarrasing
Sonic: alright Shadow Truth or Dare
Shadow: I pick Dare
Sonic: I dare you to look up Tikal's Skirt
Shadow:(looks up Tikal's skirt) she doesn't wear pants
Tikal: you don't wear pants either
576)replace his motorcycle with a Barbie Tricycle
577) Get Rouge to make him uncomfortable. (Cost an emerald but worth it!)--Mystic Monkey 19:43, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
- 578) Have SEGA mak sonic heroes 2 but replace omega and rouge w/ cream and charmy.
- 579) Bring him to the official shadow fangirl club
- 580) When he wakes up in the morning throw a chiken at him
- 581) The next day use a bunny
- 582) The next day use person
- 583) The next day throw Amy at him
- 584) watch how he reacts
- 585) Laugh and enjoy it while taking pictures
- 586) Post them on the Internet
Dawn the Hedgehog 20:37, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Spike the wolf: I'll finish the list to 599
- 587) use a love potion on Amy and have her see Shadow first
- 589) make a Sonic's Nightmare (from you tube) but edit it with Shadow
- Shadows nightmare
- Shadow:(panting) what a bad dream
- Amy: is everything alright Shadikuu
- Shadow: AHHHHHHHHH
- (Shadow wakes up)
- Shadow:(panting ) it was just a dream
- Tails: are you alright Shadow?
- Shadow: AHHHHHHHHHHH
- (Shadow wakes up)
- Shadow: (panting) alright this is getting old
- Robotnik: hey can you scratch my back?
- Shadow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- Shadow: Ok thats It, I'm back in my house, in reality
- Vector: Shhh I'm finding the computer room
- Shadow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- 590) turn him ino a mutant
- 591) turn him into a mouse
- 592) turn him into a black arms monster
- 593) turn him into a cow pie
- 594) turn him into a Biolizard
- 595) turn him into light Gaia
- 596) turn him into Sonic the Hedgehog
- 597) turn him into a girl
- 598) turn him into a real hedgehog
- 599) tell him only 599 ways to bug shadow are complete
600 - 699Edit
600)Spike the wolf: well 599 ways to bug the Ultimate Lifeform is impressive, well done.
- 602) Put him bak in his statis pod
- 603) Hav hm spend time w/ chip in a empty room illed w/ chocoletes
Dawn the Hedgehog 18:55, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
604)Show him the Worded version of the Sonic Eggs Comic then say that Shades the Sissy-Hog is him.
607)Show all the Shadow stuff on DA!!!!---Sharna the Hedgehog 20:10, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
608)Stuff a duck down his throat
609)Show him a tiny newt, then say: "I hold in my hand the Biolizard, which killed the "Ultimate Life Form", other wise known as a sissy who lives in his own little world"
610)Hang an octopus from a fishing line, dangle it in front of Shadow, then imitate Black Doom and say: "Shadow. I can't believe you're stupid enough to obey a purple octopus"
611)Reprogram Omega to attack him
612)Pay Sonic to hug him.--Orangus The Hedgehog 20:25, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
I've returned! For now...I was on Warriors Fanfiction a lot. But, anyways...
- 613)Sing this to Sonic in front of Shadow:
- I hate you, you hate me, let's chase Shadow up a tree
with a knife, a pitchfork, and a blowtorch too, let's be glad that Shadow's dead.
- (I don't mean it! I still love Shadow, and so does Crystal)
- 614)Get him a contract with Big Label Records so Shadow becomes a singer and gets even more fangirls!!!
- 615)Force him to read Warrior Cat books The Sight - Sunrise and ask him if he's ever met Hollyleaf...then tell him they're the perfect match cuz they're both...out there...*Twilight Zone music plays*
- 616)...Then make him read Starlight-Sunset of Warrior Cats and say he and Crowfeather are best friends cuz they're both womanizers! (Be sure it's for no reason!)
- 617)Get a wizard to turn him into a Warrior Cat, and when you meet him, ask him why he's named after Shadowstar, a she-cat. Then force him to become leader of ShadowClan (an actual Clan in there), and force him to mate with Daisy, the fat lazy kittypet who is a Mary-Sue and will not get out of the nursery for her life!
- 618) Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to make it fun you could turn him into a golden she-cat, then when Berrynose see's him, tell Berrynose that Honeyfern never died and was pretending the whole time. Then they have kits named IamShadownotHoneyfernkit, IloveHoneyferndon'teverleavemeagainkit, and DaisyisafatlazybuttsoletsgopushherdownthecliffsoIcanleadThunderClannextkit! Whoa < 1 was long.
- Ok I feel eeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvviiiiiiillllllllll today so I shall do the worse thing I can possibly think of!
- 619) Turn him into a black cat with blue eyes and teleport him back to the time that Leafpool was trying to talk with Crowfeather (Or whatever)
- Leafpool: "...and that is why we need to talk."
- Shadow: "What??? Who are you???"
- Leafpool: *eyes fill with kitty tears* "You even pretend to not know me! Go away! *Runs away*
- Nightcloud: *leaps out* "Oh Crowy I had our first kit! Let's call it Shadowkit!"
- Leafpool: *Comes back* "WHAT YOU CHEATED ON ME???!? FINE!!! I NEVER HAD KITS WITH YOU! THEY WERE ASHFUR'S ALL ALONG!"
- Sonic: *Got turned into a blue cat* "Yo my ladies, you don't want that frog spawn. How about we give him that Yellowfang I hear so much about?"
- Leafpool and Nightcloud: "YES!!!"
- *Send him to StarClan in front of Yellowfang*
- Yellowfang: "Oh, Raggedstar, I've run out of kits! They're all dead! Let's have more!"
- Shadow: "Uuhhh..."
- Yellowfang: "Oh, you're right! I'll give you to that happy all-the-time cat, Morningflowe! All her kits died too!"
- *Send him back to WindClan camp*
- Morningflower: "Oh, Crowfeather! Let's go pick pink flowers together, then mate and name our kits Flowerkit, Happykit, and Sunnykit! And if we're lucky, Pinkkit!"
- Shadow: "NO NO NOO NOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *Murders Morningflower*
- Onestar: "You have murdered, so your punishment is you must die and go to the Dark Forest, then mate with all the happy kittens in StarClan!"
- Shadow: "NO NO!"
- Meanwhile 20 moons later at the Moonpool
- Leafpool: "The kits...they are a cross between the Dark Forest and StarClan."
- Jayfeather: "WHAT?!?"
- Meanwhile in StarClan....
- Shadow: "Go away, Funkit. Forever."
- Funkit: "HI DADDY HI DADDDY HI DADDY HI DADDY HI DADDY HI DADDY HI DADDY HI DADDY HI DADDY HI DADDY HI DADDY!"
- 620) Reveal you had a hidden camera recording every second of it, then post it on YouTube.
- 621) Ask him if he ships himselfxhimself or Shadal over and over and over and over again til he has to answer one, then laugh at whatever he picks.
hey Cloverfang, just wait till Kit gets here, She'll be ticked off that Shadow mated with other cats-Spike the Wolf
SHADOW!!!!!!! *Slaps him*
Oh yeah, here’s one.
- 622) Tell Shadow that Kit is pregnant.
Told you-Spike the Wolf
Ask him these questions 623) Do you sleep?
624) Do you eat?
625) Do you go to the bathroom?
626) Do you have a ****?
627) Have him meet Stitch (from Lilo and Stitch) They might have a lot in common.
628) Have him listen to Dam dadi doo by Nightcore
629) make him listen to all the jonas brothers songs
630)Make him listen to all the Hanna Motana songs
631) make him dance to these and put them on youtube
632)cast him in Robot chicken
633) cast him in family guy
634)Introduce him to Mr.Six (The six flags guy) and have them do a dance together Cheetahfly 16:09, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
635) make a Voodoo doll of him and stick a needle in the nuts
- thats gotta hurt-Spike the Wolf
636) have Kit and Cloverfang fight over him in a boxing arena, and right before they start to attack, tell them Shadow cheated on them, thats gonna leave a mark- Spike the Wolf
- Unsheathes claws* Bad Shadow!
- 637) Make him dance to When I grow Up by The PussyCat dolls.
- 638) Lock him in a room with me and make him listen to me singing Bad Boy by Cascada over and over and over again....
- Lol this guy at my church got voodoo'd by my friend in real life....he didn't go to church the next day....poor guy! Cloverfang CloverxLion...xLizard Read The Bravest! 00:49, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
hey Clover fang, I got an idea from your Cat book
639) turn him into a cat and force him to play truth or dare if he wants to become a hedgehog again
- Option 1) if he picks Truth, ask him if he loves MorningFlower (she must be present)
- Option 2)if he picks Dare, have him Kiss Morningflower for a day
640) Go back in time and kill Maria.
641) Stop him from being created.
642) Ressurect Maria and kill her in front of Shadow.
Apparently Maria jokes are banned... Some of my points were just "MARIA!!!" but peple thought I was being insensetive so we just stuck to other means of insulting, humiliating and bugging Shadow.--Mystic Monkey 18:36, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
644) Give Shadow a Boot to the Head. --Shahooter The Owl, KPZSR1 18:40, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
645) Ask Shadow if, since he's part Black Arms, he has any balls.
646) If he says yes, kick him in the balls, then take a picture of his facial expression and post it on the internet.
647) If he says no, record his answer and put it on the internet.
648) Compare him to Vegeta!--Mystic Monkey 19:04, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
- Robotnik: SHADOW! WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?
- *Shadow scans Mystic*
- Shadow: It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!
- Robotnik: WHAT 9000? THERES NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!
- Shadow: It isn't. Im just dickin' with the both of you.
- Mystic & Robotnik: >:(
Lol I don't claim credit for warriors, four women called Erin Hunter wrote 3 book series and then some on them. Actually the only thing I own is Cloverfang :) for more information see (novel series) 's mind, then have them marry. Then, take away Shadow's immortality and kill him. in the afterlife, destroy Maria's spirit.d:blue" _rte_style="backgroun Wipe hi and Sonic's mind, then have them marry. Then, take away Shadow's immortality and kill him. in the afterlife, destroy Maria's spirit.d:blue" _rte_attribs=" color=orange style=backgroun Wipe hi and Sonic's mind, then have them marry. Then, take away Shadow's immortality and kill him. in the afterlife, destroy Maria's spirit.d:blue">Cloverfang CloverxLion...xLizard Read The Bravest! 23:26, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
649) Spam his forums off topic.--Mystic Monkey 23:36, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
650) Constantly nag him about Mariah.
- OK, How come everyone else can 9!$$ Shadow ooff about Maria and I am told not to0? ¬_¬ Repeating "MARIA!!!" is a running gag but I would of stopped anyway once poeple of got tired of it!--Mystic Monkey 11:57, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
651) tar and feather him
652) have Cream do something EVIL to him (what?, in sonic funny pics, Cream is a very scary rabbit)- Chembur
653) Wipe his and Sonic's minds, have them marry, then take away Shadow's immortality and kill him. In the afterlife, destroy Maria's spirit.
654. Rick Roll him
655. Put him in a youtube poop
Cheetahfly 00:41, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
656) Shove a needle up his @$$
657) make him eat a watermelon without chewing.
658.Have him get drunk then draw on him and take pictures.
659. Put him in a room full of fleas
660. give him rabies
661. feed him hedgehog food
662. tell him what's in it Cheetahfly 21:58, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
663. Brain-wash Tails into thinking he's Sonic and have him follow Shadow everywhere!
664. Point and laugh at him until he snaps and shoots you!
665. Train Coconuts to fling poo at him!
666. Make him whatch Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen! (The most horrible torture ever!)
667. Call him short!
i got some random ones! (o_0 number 666 should be the worst one)
668. Make him admit that he listens to Hannah Montana!
669.Keep asking him "HEY KID! WANT SOME CRACK?!"
670.Force him to eat moldy cheese!
671.Pay Sonic to go jump on his shoulders and say "OFF TO FIND THE WIZARD OF OZ!"
672: Poke one of his eyes out, bend over his back for 10 minutes,and yell in his ears until he becomes deaf.
673: Tie him to a chair and turn the song "How do you solve a problem like Maria" on full blast
Gammadiologist 00:23, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Call me downright sinister, but here are some really good ones.
674) bring shelly to his house (of course she has a camera)...
675) Then tell him that you want to show hijm something, but to show it to him, you need him to put on underwear in fornt of shelly...
676)When he admits he doesn't have any underwear, pull an undie out of your backkpack and say "dont worry shadow, i brought a spare."...
(oh it gets better)
677)When he puts the underwear on, tell him he needs to have his back toward you...
678) when he does that, give him an around the world wedgie (an around the world wedgie is avery painful manuever in whih the user [the wegdier] yanks the underwear of the one recieving thewedgie [the wedgieee], then pulls ut around the wedgieee's body in such a way that it goes above the head, on the chest, through the anus again, and back to stop just below the chin)...
(oh it gets even better)
679) temporairily leave the scene, then bring a dump truck full of oil and a match...
(This cant end well...)
680) Dump the oil on him...
681) then light the match...
682) Then throwit and run..
683) have shelly post it on the internet.
684) Make a horrible recolor of one of his pictures
685) Give him a werehog form
686) Have my brother tease him for 36 hours straight.
687) Have my brother show him his "beer belly." (Shadow would be disgusted for a long time)
688) Give him a wedgie 689)again 690)again 691)again 692)again
693) Have him watch full house.
this is a cycle I've made
694) Paralyze him
695) use telekinesis to make him lip every line in the Miley Cyrus song "Party in the USA"
696) film him and put it on youtube.
697) Never let Sonic nor Knuckles nor Tails nor Eggman nor anybody let him hear the end of that. Gammadiologist 20:19, October 17, 2009 (UTC)
698) Kick Drop Him
699) Put him in a skirt
700!) Have him spend a week w/ miley cyrus. (i ttly feel bad 4 him lol)
701) Have him join the Boy Scouts]
Dawn the Hedgehog 03:11, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
Let me have a go
702) imitate his catch phrases like "chaos control"
703) Paint him blue and call him Sonic
704) say that he's not the Ultimate Lifeform and say that title belongs to Chuck Norris
705) make him watch the Sonic movie
706) make him listen to NTom64, FTA, and the Helldragon
708) call Sonic his "buddy" (that always gets Knucklehead mad)
709) say that he would get beaten by a female echidna named Lara-Su
710) write "emo" on his forehead in blue spray paint while he sleeps
712) pay Sonic $50 to mock Shadow while looking like him for a whole month
713) constently ask him questions like "how did u survive your fall?" and "how can u be part Black Arm?" and "why do u hate the Black Arms even though they are your family?". that is, if he doesn't kill you first Sonic & Scrab Master 12:47, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
714: Shoot 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bullets at him.
715: Write "emo" on each and every wall he has (except one which says "Maria doesn't like you!")
716: Swoop-da-whoop him.
717: Say he's dumber than Big and sinisterly laugh at him.
Maldgiatos 00:10, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
718: Lock him in a room with Marine.
719: Replace the Chaos Emeralds with fake Emeralds with the same power, wavelength, and properties.
720: Say that he's not cool, and that Sonic is cool and is the real Ultimate Lifeform.
721: Pay Sonic $60 to fight Shadow and "hedgehog" tie him.
722: Convince Shadow, a charcter made by me and looks like a female Shadow, to hang out with him for 3 months.
723: Conivince Generic, another charcter made by me, to annoy him non-stop.
724: Ask Sonic to paint himself like Shadow and mock all of his lines.
725: If he fails at something, imitate Sonic and say: "Game Over, Shadow."Sonic & Scrab Master 18:45, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
726: Write "slow" on his forehead while he sleeps
Sonic & Scrab Master 23:21, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
727: Eat ALL of his food.
728: Ask him if he's slit his wrists yet today.
729: Try and sell him drugs, saying that he 'probably needs some more'.
730: Paint him entirely pink.
731: Replace every picture of Maria he owns with pictures of Kit.
732: Put celery in his ears.
733: Place his feet inside top hats.
734: Make him go back to the year 5000 BC, and make him wait until the present.
735: Replace his Black Arms DNA with DNA from Big.
736: Beat Sonic Adventure 2 and invite him over, and beat Biolizard and make him watch himself die.
737: Put a cardboard cut-out of himself in his front yard and watch him chop its head off.
738: Lock him in a room and make him do the rest of the 1001 things and the rest of mine will occur in the room.
739: Put Spark the Lemur (me) in the room and ask him to ask Shadow if he can practice his psychic powers on Rouge.
740: Put a bed in the room, strap him to it, and put Kit the Cat in the room with him.
741: Force-feed him ravioli.
742: Take his ipod out of his ear and see what he's listening to. Spark: Ooh an Ipod lemme see it! Shadow I wouldn't do that if I were- Ipod: I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE, WHOOAH!
743: Do 742 again. --Boombox55 01:26, November 5, 2009 (UTC)Boombox55
744: While still in the bathroom, force him to say "Hail Maldgiatos! Whoever defies his power will be punnished!"
745: Have him say "walk" in front of my dog. (She goes bananas if anybody says "walk" in front of her.)
746: Have him drink out of a urinal.
747: Kick his butt Maldgiatos 19:21, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
748: :cyrus: say im his son
749: if he sneeze's on you get all scared and shout "im gonna catch the EMO"
750: replace his chaos emerald with a battery power one... with no batterys --Cyrus The Hedgehog 18:23, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
751: Lock him in a room with the 100 most irritating fancharacters from users of his Wiki! He'd be driven out of his mind within minutes! --Orangus The Hedgehog CHAOS... TALK! 18:53, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
752: Replace his books with ones that say that you always put the I before the E,the plural of box is boxen, moose is moosen, much goes right before many, the plural of woods is either woodes or woodsen, make certian spelling bee words are spelled with numbers, and leave the only science project he can make is a cup of dirt and put him in school so he can be like Brian Regan.
753: Have him encounter Chuck Norris.
754: Make a youtube video of a dialogue I would have with him
Shadow: Who's there?
Malgiatos: I'm eating p-
Shadow: I'm eating p-who?
Maldgiatos: You are? Maldgiatos 02:08, November 18, 2009 (UTC)
755:Kill shadow bring him back to life and when the ask "I will grunt you 1 wish" ask him to be friends with sonic (most annoying wish EVER)
756:Ask him to eat chocolate WITH NUTS
757:Ask him to be in anthor spongebob +sonic video (You understand right) Oooooooh let me try (yes ths my first edit/post thingeh)
758:Show Shadow how inferior he is to mighty
759:Have Mephiles come bug him by transforming into the shadow replica and saying "i am the ultimate life form" nonstop while playing really cheery themes for various childrens shows.
760:put him in a feild full of Kit's (note this feild has 1 MEEEEEELION Kit's in there so thats OVER NINE THOUSAND)
761: Toss Shadow (my character, a female version of him) into space (then he won't have anything to do for his birthday)[[User:Sonic & Scrab Master|<font color="blue">Sonic & </font><font color="red">Scrab </font><font color="brown">Master</font>]] 13:34, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
762: Glue Sonic and Tails to him.
763: Reprogram Omega into attacking him
764: Tease him for losing to Sonic in Chronicles
765: Make him watch Rouge and Knuckles make out--220.127.116.11 17:22, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
766: Make Amy mad at him and watch what him get hit by the piko piko hammer.767: Make him go to a Macworld convention while wearing an "I ♥ Bill Gates" t-shirt, take a picture of him with all his scars and put it on every webpage you can. Maldgiatos 02:03, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
768: Make up a bunch of hack-job, annoying fancharacters (hint,hint?)
769: lock him in a room with Chip after 100000000000000 gallons of mountain dew (thats OVER 9000!), Mephiles, SHOOP DA WHOOP, 10000000000 Shadow fan girls, Kit, Tails, and Adam Sessler from X-PLAY.AND DONT LET THEM OUT UNTIL NINTENDO,WALMART,AND DISNEY ALL GO OUT OF BUISNESS
770: Make him the center of tourture in a truth or dare fanfic on fanfiction.net
771: Turn him into an action figure and throw him at the wall until he breaks
- Unregistered Contributor ( I wish I was one of you!)
772: Use one name and ask him to a costume party.
773: When at the party, go by another name.
774: Bump into Shadow and say "Hi, Sonic!" Maldgiatos 22:24, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
776: Make him listen to "I'm on a boat"
777: Make him watch Yo Gabba Gabba
778: Make him watch Happy Tree friends (altough he might actually like it)
779: Cast him and the rest of the Sonic characters in Happy Tree Friends
780: Have him meet Flippy from Happy Tree Friends
781: Have him meet Lumpy from Happy Tree Friends
782: Stick him in a room full of retards including Barney the dinosaur, Big the Cat, Lumpy from Happy Tree Friends and Grimace from Mcdonalds
783: Make him watch Jason Griffth's condom commertial YEAH REALLY JASON GRIFFTH DID A CONDOM COMMERTIAL!!!!!!!
Cheetahfly 00:01, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Me next! 784: Draw a picture of him sitting on a horse with long blond hair 785: Tell him Maria is on the phone and laugh out loud when he comes into the room running. 786: Tease him about not knowing anything about his past. 787. Say that Sonic is much better at everything then him. 789: Call him "The Brother Of the Black Arms" 790: Make him watch evry single episode of Tom and Jerry ever created! By Intrudgero98
791: Make him dance the waltz with a cactus and sing "Fly in the Freedom"--BlazeRocks55 18:27, January 8, 2010 (UTC) </font></font>
792: Pay Chip to pee on his head--BlazeRocks55 18:29, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
793: SEND TO ATARTICA AND WATYCH HIM FREEZE! BUT GET HIM OUT B4 HE GETS HYPOTHERMIA
794: REPEAT 794
- 796: Make him watch all seasons of the Nanny in STEREO!
- 797: Turn him intoa Billionaire and then make himn loose all his money to Taxes
- 798: Have him break 965,000 mirrors for 6,755,000 years of bad luck!
- 799: Make him gain 10,000 pounds and then make him loose them in 1 hour!
800 - 899 Edit
800: Tell him that he was better off dead after SA2. Sonic & Scrab Master
802.) Make a bunch of fan characters that are pretty much Shadow clones.
803.) Show him all the fanwork involving him and Rouge.
I betcha people hate both of these. --Don't panic, here comes Manik! 04:08, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
I just came up with some that....really, no one will laugh about because they suck.
804.) Make him drag you around in a wagon for a whole day.
805.) Chew on his hair and say "Nom nom this tastes like chicken!"
806.) Make him watch "Stay Alive". Then, get him to play Silent Hill 2, to get him even more scared. Then dress up as Pyramid Head and stalk Shadow for the rest of the week.
807.) Make him spend a whole day with GIR (that robot from the Zim series).
808.) Whenever he tries to go outside, pounce on him and tell him that he cant. If he asks why, tell him that his name is Shadow, so he isnt allowed to see the light of day ever again.
809.) Pay people to randomly go up to him and punch him. Standing by his side, yell "pwnt!" as he repeatedly gets hit.
810.) Have him play one of the recent Sonic games and while he's playing whisper creepily in his ear "This is what you see when you take drugs"
811.) Make him educate a bunch of little kids on gun safety
812.) Handcuff him to Sonic
813.) Hancuff him to Sonic after giving Sonic a LOT of Redbull
814.) Make him google Jason Griffith images and Sonic images (Really nasty stuff)
815.) Make him watch every show/movie Jason Griffith was ever in
816.) Give some bats to little sugar crazy children then tell them Shadow is filled with candy.
817.) Accuse Him and Sonic of being crack addicts
Cheetahfly 20:03, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
819.)Pay Amy,Cream, Mina,Sally, Rouge, Sharna, Skittles, Honey, Shade, Blaze, Marine and all the other girls to chase him around like Fan Girls.
820.)Tell him that we're almost done with the list of ways to
Murder Bug him and that when we ARE done, we'll do everything on the list to him.
821.)Make him listen to happy music for the whole day until he feels really good, then make him listen to "Kristy, Are you doing okay?" by Offspring and watch him cry.
822.)Cut his hair, Dress him up, Spray paint him, and put Green contacts in his eyes so that he looks just like Amy, Then pay Sharna to chase him around screaming,"STOP STALKING SONIC!!!!"
823.)Tell Silver that Mephiles posessed Shadow then have Silver attack him.
824.)Annoy him by following him and screaming stuff like,"THE CAKE IS A LIE!! PANCAKES! No, WAFFLES! No, PAFFLES!!! HA HA!!" and see how long it takes him to try to kill you.---I am Soykonoel. 19:58, February 24, 2010 (UTC)
Hey wasup guys?Sorry 4 being gone for some time,but yeah,Shady's back!
825.)Tell him that his vehicle from Sega All Stars Racing sucks and that Sonic's car is too awesome!Shady the Hedgehog 04:20, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
826.)Make him listen to Tik Tok(Parody) by Midnight Beast and see how long it takes him to try to kill you
818.) (For some reason someone skipped #818 so this is it) While he's sleeping, take some gel and smooth down his spikes.
828.) Tell him that somewhere on earth a bunch of people are making a list of 1001 ways to annoy him.
829.) Remind him that Sonic team is not named Shadow Team.
830.) Tie him to the end of Amy's hammer.
831.) Ask him why he has one game based on him, and Sonic has nine. ---Aakid1995 04:38, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
832) Ask him if he has a girlfriend.
833) After he describes Rouge, tell him you saw her in a bar with some red guy with big, oval-shaped fists, legos on his shoes, dreads, and the Nike symbol on his chest.
834)Tell him you found your girlfriend on e-harmony.
835) Hack into e-harmony when he gets on.
836)Match him with some emo girl.
Maldgiatos 22:50, March 1, 2010 (UTC) The 'os is back in business!
837.)Tell him that being emo is not a way of life, and that if he keeps acting like this Big is going to switch places with him so he has to be on Amy's team.
838.)Tell him that every female character I have ever made(Over 300) are now Shadow fan girls and are going to attack him.
839.)Have Every teenage Female(minus Sharna) character go up to him and kiss him and see how long it takes him to find out you planned it.
840.)Stalk him for 20 days, then, when he asks you why you stopped following him scream,"I HATE YOU!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CHEATED ON ME!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!" and start crying then run away.---I am Soykonoel. 01:55, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
841.) Force him to find the computer room for all eternity.
842.) Ruin his credit score.
843.) lock him in a room filled with water (Which is filled to the brim with sugar), along with Marine. "Strewth! Strewth! Strewth! Strewth! This is a bonza bonza bonza bonza isn't it mate? Mate? Mate? Mate? Mate?" Admiral Levithan 13:57, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
845.)Tell him that all the Chaos Emeralds are in the broom closet down the hall and when he goes in, lock him in it.
847.) Show him this:
848.) Take the cover of Final Fantasy, scribble out Final and replace it with Shadow.
--The Admiral 23:19, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
849.) Ask him to read Diary of a Wimpy Kid
850.) Tell him he's a whole lot like Greg as in he is wimpy, selfish, etc.
851.) Tell him that we have gone through half of the 8th of 10 sections of 1001wtbs.
852.) force him to watch the beginning of king dedede as homer simpson (the I'm mr burns, blah blah blah)
853) Tell him that he's less popular than Bean!
854) Tell him he's less mature than Silver!
855) Scribble out Shadow on Shadow the Hedgehog and replace it with Sonic and under it put "gone Gothmo"!
ChaosFreak 16:20, April 24, 2010 (UTC)
856) Go with him to a third world nation where slavery is not against the law. (i.e. India, places in Africa, southeast Asia, etc.)
857) Ditch him so that he can be seen as a foreigner and sold into slavery.
858) Disguise as a native.
859) Buy him.
860) Have him serve you for three years and after that, tell him that you were the one who ditched him.
861) Have him join
the asylum I am forced to go to every Monday my BSA troop and see him whine and shudder after the meeting due to 75% of everybody being um...special. (If people in that 75% don't have ADD/ADHD, they have AS or they are just mental)
After the meeting, he would be like this:
Shadow: (storming out the door) AHHHHHH!!!!
CF: Are you Okay? Tell me your honest opinion on the scout troop.
Shadow: (whines like Wesely did in "The Princess Bride" after a year was sucked out of his lifespan)
ChaosFreak 21:23, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
862) Make him read the Sonichu comics.
My turn! Mighty the Hedgefox
871) Have him scuba dive with a breathing aparatus.
872) Ask a friend to get an organ underwater where he is.
873) After a while, tell him to play that song that is plays when you have about 5 seconds until you drown.
874) When he comes back up, ask him if he's too afraid of the water.
875) Right after he says he was about to run out of breath and die, tell him he has the breathing aparatus.
- You know, you could of just said all that in one. I mean if he didn't wanna go in the water to begin with but so far no signs of hydrophobia, just he can't swim like Sonic. Im just saying 871-875 could count as one single way to annoy him.--Mystic Monkey sez 10:39, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
Touche. ChaosFreak 17:47, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
876) Ask him to read Freankenstein.
877) After he's done, tell him he's a lot like Frankenstein's monster as in he was a project to conquer death, he was a creation, his creator died of a different cause and he supposedely committed suicide.
ChaosFreak 21:03, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
878) tell shadow that he has a son. (I don't know whether someone else said it but hey at least its funny)--Battlelord7 17:16, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
What do you mean by saying "DADDY!" ChaosFreak 22:42, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
I'm back-Mighty the Hedgefox
885) Make him watch Silver's Nightmare
886) rickroll him Multiverseman 00:01, May 17, 2010 (UTC)
887)Make him become one of the presidential candidates for the 2012 election, vote for him so much, he wins, right before the inaguration, have him say he has his birth certificate somewhere but can't find it. A few years later, have him reveal that he is not an American citizen. When he gets embarrased, say that he's not the first non-American president and show him this video right here at the 2:00 mark. ChaosFreak 23:13, May 18, 2010 (UTC)
888) Make him watch Sonic's Nightmare
889) Get him on Skype and talk to him every day for a crazy amount of time!
890) Tell him "Scinzophreniac emo!" to his face!
ChaosFreak 00:23, May 20, 2010 (UTC)
891) Have him look at this page and have him look at all the comments about him.
892) Tell him we're almost done with the 9th part of this.
ChaosFreak 17:53, May 22, 2010 (UTC)
893) Tell him if you were in his situation in Shadow the Hedgehog when following Black Doom's orders, you would've said "Yes sir, dad!"
894) Tell him the song All Hail Shadow is just one big typo.
895) Ask him "Is the answer to this question no?"
896) Tell him "This sentence is false."
AllHailShad! 13:22, May 24, 2010 (UTC)
897) Sing "I am..All of Me" in a screechy voice in his face.
898) When he's doing nothing, squirt him with the most powerful water gun in existance.
899) Tell him that he was foreclosed because he refused to pay his takes, get some friends dressed up as IRS men, and take away everything in his home until his house is nothing but a bunch of walls, a few doors, AC inputs, and a foodless and utinseless kitchen and then say "Psyche!"
Mr. Invincible 21:50, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
900 - 999 Edit
900) Give him a gun that shoots water into his face.
901) Post a picture of Black Doom saying "No, Shadow, I am your father" as often as possible on his blog.
902) Hack into his computer so whenever he goes on to the Internet it goes on to the DeviantART search looking for Shadamy pictures.
903) Bribe Rouge with gemstones to sneak into his room at night and put her make-up on him.
904) Have him replace Amy on Team Rose. That'll hurt his reputation, emohog surrounded by the cute and dumb bunch..
905) Unleash his fangirls on him.
906) Make a fanfiction where he is a wimp, and Maria is a forty-year old chain smoker.
907) On the Internet, there is the Chuck Norris facts. Make about fifty of these saying how pathetic Shadow is.
908) Show him this forum.
909) Sing Chocolate Rain to him a zillion times so he explodes Super Guy 100 =)
910) Nack is way better than Shadow and original real deal bad@$$ of the series.
911) Make Shadow The Hedeghog 2, and don't put him in it.
912) Then tell him he was replaced by a fan character!
913) Tell him he was laid back because of the recession and Sonic Adventure 2 and Shadow the Hedgehog are not to be had anymore and a version of Sonic Heroes and Sonic '06 without him was made so he was scrapped from the series and was replaced by Nack. After telling him that tell him "Psyche!"
Chaosfreak 16:04, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
913) Ask him if he's immortal, and when he say yes, drop a boulder on him.
914) Ask him if he still thinks he's immortal.
915) Let him know the dreams people been having of him lately.
916)Make him watch 2 girls 1 cup.
Multiverseman 14:23, June 7, 2010 (UTC)
917) Ask him for a quarter
GODKING OF ICE CERBERUS WERE-GARURUMON 22:34, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
918) Sing Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult over 9000 times while you're drunk. Super Guy 100 =)
919) Make him watch Sonic's Nightmare until he becomes gay.
920) Replace his Heavy Metal CD with Hannah Montana: The Movie CD
921) Lock him in a room with Dora
922) Make him look at a photo of Sonic and Peach in Bed. (JUST TYPE IN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG)
923) Tell him he's nothing like Rodrick from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
924) Lock him in a room with a loser kid from my 5th Grade class
925) Make him watch what happens when elise kisses sonic for 3 weeks stright
926) Take him to a dam. Get on the edge and push him off.
927) Then say "DAM!!!!"
Chaosfreak 17:43, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
928) Say are you going to fight for Scizophrenic rights?
929) After he says no say are you going to fight for PTTS-people rights?
Chaosfreak 21:54, June 26, 2010 (UTC) XD
930) Place Pikachu on his Head
931) Dress up as Kiairby and say "Hi!!" constantly
932) Put him in a room full of words and posters of Maria.
Sacorguy79 22:11, June 26, 2010 (UTC)Sacorguy79
933) Dress up in a Shadow costume and pretend to be Shadow
934) Gain the ability to run faster than Shadow, challenge him to a race, beat him, and then gloat in his face for a ridicously long time because he lost
GODKING OF ICE CERBERUS WERE-GARURUMON 22:26, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
935) Grab an airsoft gun, wear a Shadow costume with makeup and perfume all over it, and say in front of him "Bow down to me!"
936) Gather all the Shadow fangirls, and have them chase him.
Sacorguy79 22:48, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
938) Photoshop a picture of Maria to make her look like she's on drugs and email it to Shadow Chaosfreak 20:04, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
939) Show him charts saying that 98% of the Earth's women have a crush on him. -- Murphyshane Don't click here 20:08, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
940) Make drive a school bus with a bunch of ADD/ADHD Mexican Shadow fangirls and keep the key to open the bus. Chaosfreak 15:57, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
- Shadow: *Opens his car door* what are you doing here?
- Mephiles: O.o
- Silver: Im here because my hair looks like a potleaf.
943) Kiss Rouge right in front of him -- Murphyshane Don't click here 23:36, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
944) Template:Word Bubble
946) Remake Sonic Adventure to have him drown in the part where the Perfect Chaos comes.
947) Make him watch all Tim Burton movies and see how horrified he is.
Chaosfreak 13:00, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
948) Bring Sonic back to life after Mephiles kills him. -- Murphyshane Don't click here 13:04, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
949) Tell him you're a wallet inspector, take all his money and his license while you're at it -- Murphyshane Don't click here 13:11, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
950) Get a bunch of embarrassing pictures of him. 951) Put them in a slideshow and show it to him, all the other Sonic Characters, and all of his fans. KHGenesis651 SUPER NOVA 17:31, July 6, 2010 (UTC) 952-999)repeatively shoop da whoop him
951) Photoshop a picture of Knux and Rouge having sex and e-mail it to Shadow.
952) After he gets mad and cusses on his e-mail back to you, say: "? You think this is real?!"
Chaosfreak 20:28, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
953) Leave him with a bunch of cannibals.
954) Pretend to be one of the cannibals and say in native tongue "I'm gonna eat you with my taters and my greens!"
955) And then say in English: "Get some taters! I'm eating this creature! Psyque!"
Chaosfreak 13:48, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
956) Give him a cigarette. when he gets addicted to the stuff, rob em and charge him $20 for a new pack. -- Murphyshane Don't click here 14:41, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
957) Template:Word Bubble
958) Put him an insane asylum! Chaosfreak 20:46, July 10, 2010 (UTC)959) Show him this picture.Ultimatedude127
hyper sonic studio 42:im back
960)get captain falcon to punch him
961)make him fight air man repeatively
962) When he's sleeping, dress him up as an old gieser where he has his pants way up, has false teeth, overalls, etc! Chaosfreak 16:28, July 11, 2010 (UTC)
Hyper Sonic Studio 42:im back on a different computer
963)call him a noob
964) make him come up with the rest of these ways
965)go back to the pink writing
966)make tails doll steal his soul
968)give him floppy penis.gif for christmas
969) Give him a wedgie that he has to have surgery to remove! Chaosfreak 15:19, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
970) Force him to eat beans, then go to the restroom and plug in amplifiers near the toilet.--generichedgehog 00:42, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
971) Take away his chaos emeralds when he already has six of them.
972) Sing all his theme songs from his game in a screechy tone. Chaosfreak 13:22, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
973) Show him "Kool-Aid Killer."
974) Right after that, get a pitcher of red kool-aid, put your face behind it and say "Oh yeah!"
Chaosfreak 18:10, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
975) Lock him in a condo building
976) Dress as a serial killer to go in with a gun.
977) Lock all doors in the building.
978) Show your face and say "Psyque...again!"
Chaosfreak 19:07, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
979) Make an Annoying Orange to where Orange annoys Shadow.
Orange: Hey, Shadow! Hey! Hey, Shadow! Hey, Shadow! Hey, Shadow!
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Hey Shadow" again? Na-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Chaosfreak 19:20, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
hss42:time to finish this
980)get him pwned by a mortal combat guy
981)downward thrust his a**
982)upward thrust his head(see how i mixed it up there)
984)make him have sex with kit
985)shoot him with a tank shell
986)tell him that this is almost done
987) tell him that it is done
988) push him off the level989)and again990)and again991)and again992)and again993)and again994)and again995)and again996)and again997)and again998)and again999)and again
1000 and 1001 Edit
1001)use the ultamit shoop da whoop on him
random guy:the reason i skiped was i added 1000 and 1001 i also i put a lot of other ways but they glitched and got removed just call me hyper sonic studio 42 till i get an acount file://localhost/Users/kellybryla/Desktop/images.jpegfile://localhost/Users/kellybryla/Desktop/images.jpeg:I still think they should be 953 and 954.--Mystic Monkey sez 21:22, July 8, 2010 (UTC)
- hss42:anyways i'm a honorary member of the wiki,right?anyways shadow is probly dead now wait this proves we have no life
- 1002)tell him That the word Emo only apllys to him