This is a joke forum. Say funny things Jezz can do, like chuck norus jokes. For exsanple
So you see what im doing. But you just say stuped things like, Jezz can beat super sonic and super shadow. thats not even funny.----Noname The Hero 50px(Hero Talk) This is the liberty we've won for ourselves....OUTER HAVEN 22:16, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
15. Jezz can kill Jet Li (reference to the only movie where Chuck Norris is killed)
Thank you Thank you, Jezz's best buddy over and out--Milotheechidna 19:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
16. Jezz can take a horse to water and make it drink.
17. Only two things will survive oblivion: Cockroaches and Jezz. But the Cockroaches won't survive Jezz.
The rest of my ideas were stolen. (Glares angrily at Milotheechidna) Twilightwizard0309 21:14, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
...what? All we're doing is talking about Jezz like he's Chuck Noriss...oh...wait...now i get it. *sigh* I'm such a nerd. Twilightwizard0309 14:53, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
18. Jezz can slam a revolving door.
19. Jezz can kill two stones with one brid
18. There is no 'ctrl' button on Jezz's computer. Jezz is always in control.
19. Jezz is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
20. Jezz does not sleep. He waits.
21. Jezz CAN believe it's not butter.
22. Jezz can divide by zero.
23. Jezz is way past way past cool
24. Jezz once stubbed his toe and the whole state of Ohio blew up
25. Jezz can buy friendship, he just chooses not to.
26) Jezz can solve the Rubik's Cube in the blink of an eye
27) The reason Jezz doesn't use video game controllers that use the mind; His mind is so powerful he messes up the game
28) Jezz can throw a fastball and catch it himself
Gee, I guess the old saying applies heavily here: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! I mean, look at you, Shelly... and me!! XD--Akamia(Talk)(Want to see what I've been doing?) 07:57, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
29)Jezz can come up with a 1002 things that jezz can do, becuse theres one that only he knows--Noname The Hero 50px(Hero Talk) This is the liberty we've won for ourselves....OUTER HAVEN 21:37, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Who knew I'd be back for more...
Sorry team leader, Jezz, but I wanted to try.
--Kit the Cat 01:16, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
Earth blew up, Mobius is 2 cool 2 blow up.---Sharna the hedgehog 14:44, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
But I don't like Mobuis, that's why it blew up.--Kit the Cat 15:27, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
On WoW(World of Warcraft) There is only 1 person who beats Chuck Norris,but I can't remember the guys name, but I need to know if Jezz can beat a guy who brote down 4 gods at the same time?P.S. well Kit,Mobius is better than Earth. Plus,Sonic's planet really is the planet that is a mix between everthing, it has to be. Or it's just good ol' Mobius.P.P.S. this is sorta dumb saying if Jezz is like Chuck Norris the he would think this is a load of Crap. that's what Chuck Norris thought.Oh Well I got one(I can't believe no one did this one:
43) Jezz never makes a wish on his birthday, he owns everything and the candles go out as soon as he blinks anyway.
44) Jezz is the Ultimate Lifeform.
45) Jezz can pat his head and rub his belly at the same time.
46) Jezz SHALL survive make his time.
Well this was fun. I'll come back if I think of anything else. --Don't panic, here comes Manik! 04:22, February 3, 2010 (UTC)